Geologists Find Tectonic Fault that Could Move North America Toward Europe,
EURO Deadbeats headed our way!
While climatologist squandered their lavish government supplied funds, getting liquored up and carrying on like an IRS agent at a GAO conference, America slumbered, unaware a cataclysmic catastrophe that lurked on our very doorstep.
A global warming conference in Finland!
Geologist hard at work, interested only in doing science that will benefit you!
Don't look now, but its coming our way!
Deranged fauna desperately trying to escape Australia, continent of danger!
Seconds after this photo was taken, the girl was gutted like a catfish! Only quick thinking by a visiting geologist saved her life when he brained the feathered nightmare with a block of metamorphic schist.
On a bad day.
On a worse day.
Prince Henry the Navigator, the best we can hope for.
Gay head gear.
A really bad day.
Seriously?
It can happen here! Send money, lots of money, only professional geologist can prevent premature europeanisation through tectonic displacement, I'd explain what that means, but it would take too long and we're scientists, so we have more important things to do...
The Journal of Terrifying Geologic Possibilities: the publication doing for geology what global warming did for climatology.
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